lol, good one!

Now, not music, but...

I thought it was fun...


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I hate that when it happens.

All jokes aside it maybe the truth, sad as it is.

Your computer is only as safe as you make it.

jdmeaux1952 wrote:Your computer is only as safe as you make it.

Encase in lead, bury it in the back yard in concrete, ya that should do it. __{{emoticon}}__

Nah! Use Tor to get into Tor, and hack into the NSA to use their computers. Then they will be checking themselves. __{{emoticon}}__

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?" The Princess said,"No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end...

rokytnji wrote:rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching ...

This would make almost any man happy, especially" never heard bitching" . __{{emoticon}}__

I'm still laughin.
Arthur.

Little Johnny was sitting in the park one day eating chocolate bars.

An old man comes along and sits next to him.

Little Johnny proceeds to eat more bars.

After the forth bar the man says to him don't you think your eating too many chocolate bars.

Little Johnny tells says to him my grandfather lived to be 110 years old.

The old man looking surprised said really from eating a lot of chocolate bars like that.

Little Johnny says no from minding his own fracking business.

Roky, even the wife laughed. She said it must have been a fairy tale. I told her it was your life story. She sent me to the other room.

I think I'll go to the drugstore today and grab a box of condoms and ask the teller,"where is the fitting room?"

First I enable my high tech security system.

I'll put some of my old beat up size 14 work boots outside the door.
Tuck my guns magazine in one of the boots.
Hang out my 6 dog leashes outside next to the boots.
Flip the switch on my high security control center, (a old piece of cardboard thumb tacked to the door) This
will be wrote in magic marker like I am 12 years old and mis-spell everything,

Hey Billiy Bofo,

Me and the boys went to the store to fetch some brews.
Call me if ya need any extra bullets and we'll git ya some while we are there.
Wait till we get back. Don't go inside.

The dogs tore up the mailman real bad and are a bit riled up.
Not sure if Padurka, Killer, Sasha, Thor, Tuzic or Mamas was the one that took his leg off. so
we took him to the hospital and figured on getting some beer on the way back. It was thirsty work
gathering him up and throwing him into the back of the truck bed.

I locked em all up in the house so wait till we get back.

After leaving the drugstore. I'll have lunch and tell the waitress,"get me a diet water."

Then. when I pay my bills later with the checkbook. In the memo box where you write what it is for. I'll write, marijuana, heroin, cocaine, peyote.
Whatever strikes my fancy.

The life of a scooter tramp is anything but boring.

Whenever I met a new girl and took her out for a ride on the hog, I always told her it was the safest thing she could wrap her legs around. Never got slapped.

If you need to laugh, click this link.
One of the funniest I have seen in a long time.


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Eino wrote:If you need to laugh, click this link.
One of the funniest I have seen in a long time.


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Love"Mrs. Brown's Boys". Now that's comedy! A mix of Laurel and Hardy AND Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.