topic title: Chinese Leader In Hospital Having Cameron’s Tongue Removed
Alanarchy
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Alanarchy
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Chinese leader Xi Jinping has been rushed to a private hospital in Kensington to have David Cameron’s tongue surgically removed from his arse. Problems started on the first day of the Chinese premiere’s official UK visit when he began to experience difficulty sitting down and breaking wind due to the close proximity of the PM. Now after six days of intensive diplomacy, otherwise known as constant bumhole licking, Cameron’s tongue has finally become stuck to his sphincter.

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rokytnji
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
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There are more than one out sourced hemorrhoid in this story if the doctors and article writer
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Alanarchy
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Alanarchy
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This is what happens in a country where the government serves its own people.
First They Jailed the Bankers, Now Every Icelander to Get Paid in Bank Sale

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eugen-b
Joined: 23 Aug 2015
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Cameron has good avisors, they know who will become the next Mao.